- Wake up before your alarm, because you don't want to be too rested.
- Start the calisthenics. Run around your bed a few times as you try to find a tissue to kill the bug on your floor.
- Next, jump in the shower and do NOT shave your legs, even though it's been awhile (think Samson).
- Eat the Breakfast of Champions: left over Chinese takeout.
- After breakfast, warm up your fingers by checking out facebook.
- Get your pencils ready, all three of them, because they make you bring your own. Be sure to double check the erasers.
- Don't bother getting any last minute study in. It's no use trying to cram because you can only retain so much information.
- Leave before you have to and then drive really slow to the testing center so that you don't arrive too early.
- Wait until they say "go" and then get to work. Finish 3 minutes before they call time so that you can at least say you finished early.
- Because you have worked so hard, buy yourself a winter melon tea with milk and tapioca pearls--a delicacy you've been missing since your days in Taiwan--as a reward.
And when you reach step #10, call me.
2 comments:
Where did you get a winter melon tea with zhen zhu's. I want one! I'm glad that you did well on your test.
You are the funniest! Glad it went well.
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